Rejoice because herein I will present so much wisdom and helpful information that it will blow your mind.
Rejoice because herein I will present such deep and insightful thoughts on current events and issues, that you will find your mind opened to points of view you may have never before considered.
Rejoice because herein I will present musings that thus far I have been reluctant to share with the world due to their sheer power.
Rejoice because you don't have to listen to me do any of that in person.
Alright, seriously, I'm not that stuck up. I'm basically planning on using this blog as a mind-dump from time-to-time. You know, sometimes you see something or hear something or do something and you think to yourself, "Self, other people should see or hear or do this." Sometimes it's hard to find the right people to share this with, because they're either not interested in the same subject, not interested in debating the subject with you, or fixated on the fact that the way your hair is parted it really highlights the big zit on your forehead. Blogs don't have zits, don't care when people walk away, and cyber-people have a lot more opinions than actual-people, so debate is practically guaranteed, even if all you said was, "Hey, the sky is blue."
So sit back, relax, subscribe, enjoy, and don't take yourself too seriously. I mean, come on, look at you. You're wierd.
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